NoSuchElementException

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cristalblade
gifsboom

Octopus makes a rolling armor with a coconut. [video]

hella-free-space

Always reblog for cephalopods♡

simonalkenmayer

second order tool usage. A mark of higher intellect.

mrdetectivedouche

Okay but is the octopus scared and using the shell as a defense and faster getaway or is it rolling down the hill…playing?

simonalkenmayer

Octopuses love to solve puzzles and play. To be kept at aquariums, they must have a chest of enrichment toys, or they will try to escape.

kaleighbytheway

Even with enrichment sometimes they try to escape, for kicks/to make the humans mad.

anybodyandsomebody

Cthulhu is wise

ms-muscles

Ok but… WHY don’t we have a video game where you play an octopus solving puzzles in your aquarium with all your octopus skills, then escaping to the ocean?

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cristalblade
xain-russell

Dragon: “HALT TRAVELER! THIS BRIDGE IS UNDER MY CONTROL! PAY THE TOLL OR CROSS THIS RIVER ELSEWHERE!”

Knight: “Nay foul beast! These are the lands of men! I shall pay no such toll, and what’s more I shall slay you rid this land of your tyranny!”

Dragon: “TYRANNY!? FOOLISH MAN! THIS BRIDGE IS OVER A HUNDRED YEARS OLD AND IN DIRE NEED OF REPAIRS! THE STONES ARE ERODING AND THERE ARE TERMITES IN THE WOOD!”

Knight: “… what?”

Dragon: “I GIVE THIS BRIDGE ANOTHER FIVE YEARS BEFORE IT COLLAPSES! I’D RATHER AVOID THAT AND PREVENT SOME POOR HUMAN FROM GETTING HURT!

Knight: ”…“

Dragon: “THE TOLL IS TEN GOLD PIECES.”

Knight: “… Okay.”

Dragon: “ALSO, DOWN THE ROAD, A FRIEND OF MINE IS RAISING FUNDS TO FIX A FARMER’S ROOF! IF YOU COULD ASSIST THEM AS WELL WE’D BE VERY GRATEFUL!”

xain-russell

THIS FUCKING THING GOT OVER 250 NOTES IN LESS THAN A DAY WHAT THE HELL.

solarcat

Tumblr appreciates a good fable about the importance of tax revenue to provide civil services and maintain infrastructure.

warhammer40kdatabase
fourtykane: “ “Altheous” - art by Tazio Bettin, colored by Erica Eren Angiolini - from the comic ‘Will or Iron #12’, written by George Mann And so, on issue 12 ends (or does it?) probably the biggest love letter to Dark Angels fans, ever produced...
fourtykane

“Altheous”

- art by Tazio Bettin, colored by Erica Eren Angiolini - from the comic ‘Will or Iron #12’, written by George Mann

And so, on issue 12 ends (or does it?) probably the biggest love letter to Dark Angels fans, ever produced (outside the Black Library stuff, of course). And it has been on hell of a ride. The story was good, a little predictable, but good, but the art… simply amazing. The attention to detail that went into drawing the characters and all the other “units” was out of this world. If I were to have a minor nitpick, it would be that the colors were a little too bright and crisp, and it all looked a bit too clean. But that’s all it is, a nitpick regarding a personal preference. All in all, a solid comic and an absolute treat for me as a DA fan!

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